Do you cry out in the night? Yes I do! The Idiot

Do you cry out in the night?
Yes I do!
The Idiot returns to his pain cave and wonders why he doesn’t have a wife, "other fellershh shheem to have ’em", he says to himself. He lives in his parent’s basement, with his twin brother (born 1 year after), who worships him because he leaves the [...]

The Day the Earth Farted

Hello and good afternoon.  It’s a blustery and sun drenched day out here in the desert.  The birds are singing and fluttering through the air.  I have never seen the sky as blue as it is today dotted with puffy marsh-mellow like clouds.  Too bad I’m stuck here at work feeling like crap.  If only I felt [...]