Do you cry out in the night? Yes I do! The Idiot

Do you cry out in the night?
Yes I do!
The Idiot returns to his pain cave and wonders why he doesn’t have a wife, "other fellershh shheem to have ’em", he says to himself. He lives in his parent’s basement, with his twin brother (born 1 year after), who worships him because he leaves the [...]

The Day the Earth Farted

Hello and good afternoon.  It’s a blustery and sun drenched day out here in the desert.  The birds are singing and fluttering through the air.  I have never seen the sky as blue as it is today dotted with puffy marsh-mellow like clouds.  Too bad I’m stuck here at work feeling like crap.  If only I felt [...]

Two German Bands

CAN

Floh de Cologne

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Punky Brewster blows!

I’m going to blow up all stereotypical notions you’ve ever had of Punky Brewster. Punky is not what she appears to be on television. She is a living breathing human. She is not a doll, nor is she your roll model.
Alright, I was set to make fun of [...]

TWO FUCKING SHOWS, TWO CHANCES TO WATCH OUR BUTTS BLOW UP

So yeah, ya’ll should check out our two upcoming shows where there’s a definite possibility that one or more of our butts will explode.
Well, my butt might be the only one that blows doo doo all over the place.
ANYWAY, COME SEE TWO GAMMA SHOWS!
OMG!
NUMBER ONE:

I MIGHT FART SO HARD I’LL TURN INSIDE OUT!
NUMBER TWO:
AUTOPOIESIS
JUNE 14th
901 [...]

sheesh

So it’s a rare day here in Ye Olde Tucson…it’s cloudy. Clouds make it possible to actually enjoy a day sans a working cooling unit. This is especially true with swamp coolers man, sheesh it was like 90 in here, my beat up house, yesterday. Anyway, so yeah here I am listening to Fats Domino [...]